Is Ray Bourque a Russian Mobster?
Sure Ray Bourque is one of the most decorated NHL defencemen of all-time–5 Norris trophies, record-holder for most goals, assists and points by an NHL defenceman, a head of hair that once stopped a stray bullet in mid-flight–but could he also be a Russian mobster?
On one hand, the question seems silly, but then you look at that picture, see the fur and realize Comrade Raymond Bourque is clearly chugging vodka, trafficking Eastern European prostitutes across borders and going on shirtless fishing trips with Vladimir Putin.
After all, he’s already proved disloyal to Canada, providing both Chris Bourque (2005 & 2006) and now Ryan Bourque to the USA’s World Junior teams.
Shame on you Ray Bourque.
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