Was Mike Kelly also under the powerful influence of Robaxacet?

Mike Kelly, former head coach of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, pled guilty to charges of domestic violence in a Philadelphia courtroom early Thursday morning.

Kelly appeared contrite, telling Judge Redfield T. Baum that the incident was completely out of character and will never happen again. Judge Baum then ordered Kelly to pay a $50 court surcharge and sent him on his way.

When outside the court, Kelly predictably turned hostile towards the media.

– You remember a couple of weeks ago when I said I felt “completely and totally numb” after being charged with assault and later fired?

– Yeah

– Well, that’s because I was on Robaxacet.

– You can’t expect us to believe that?

– What can I say, it was a double dose, I don’t remember a damn thing.

– Mike, did you hit your girlfriend or not?

– Hey, non-issue, been handled internally, I’m not talking about it.

– Handled internally?

– Non-issue, been handled internally, I’m not talking about it.

– But…

– Non-issue, been handled internally, I’m not talking about it.