Ken Reid “fabulous” in his Sportscentre debut

What a day in sports! The Flames and Oilers somehow both won, Ken Hitchcock got canned, Ilya Kovalchuk was told he was getting traded and Ken Reid made his Sportscentre debut. Let’s take a look:

Well, it looks like while TSN makes its personalities shave their moustaches (Chris Schultz, Rod Black, old school Gino Reda), the network has no problem with sideburns. I’m not sure if I should describe Kenny as a young Elvis or a gay Wolverine. Did you notice his lovely purple vest?

I’m not saying Ken Reid is gay, but before becoming a reporter the only two things he covered were Jiri Tlusty and Glenn Anderson. I’m not saying Ken Reid is gay, but after his first day at TSN, Pierre McGuire awarded him his monster. I’m not saying Ken Reid is gay, but…ah shit, I can’t think of anymore.

Welcome aboard Reidsey!

Moving on to three much straighter men, has anyone seen Paul Hollingsworth, pretty boy Jesse Palmer and Schultzy at the Super Bowl? Imagine those three hitting the Miami night clubs together. The young Cuban ladies don’t stand a chance.

Speaking of good teams, watch Dan O’Toole walk right into this Jay Onrait burn:

This is neither new or relevant to the topic of sports, but check out the guy in the background looking at porn while a newscast is going on:

Almost as funny as watching Mel Gibson call some reporter an asshole. What happened, he was such good sport at the Golden Globes.

And finally, the moment you’ve been waiting for, an extensive breakdown of this weekend’s Super Bowl match-up:

1) How does Gary Brackett play linebacker in the NFL? Michael Wilbon looks more intimidating.

2) Saints/Colts also means a showdown between Kim Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson. As you probably know, Reggie Bush’s girlfriend Kim Kardashian is literally famous for making a sex tape and having a big ass. When evaluating celebrity worthiness, she makes Paris Hilton look like Meryl Streep by comparison. On the other side is Wilkinson, the wife of Colts 27th-string receiver Hank Baskett. She was one of the three Girls Next Door who Hugh Hefner simultaneously banged despite being four-times their age.

Well, hope you enjoyed the thorough analysis, you should now be ready to make your Super Bowl bets. Enjoy the game.