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Canada’s potato chip expert graciously shares his knowledge with the masses

BY AARON A.

I am a potato chip connoisseur. I guarantee I have tried more flavours than you. Every time I leave my house, I seek out new brands. I even explored the idea of having a nacho train at my wedding.

During the Super Bowl, snack holiday of the year, many chip mistakes were made around the continent. I could bear it no longer. I had to do something. I had to make a difference. So, with March Madness just around the corner, I’m sharing my chip wisdom with all of you.

You have my word that I do not take this task lightly. I have put in the research it takes. I am not shilling cheap and tolerable, I am selling quality.

Like the knowledge fathers give to their sons, and mothers share with their daughters, what I’m about to tell you must be passed on through the generations.

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Ranting about the “We are the World” remake just feels good

As a guy with a website, it’s pretty obvious that I like telling people my opinions on shit whether they care or not. In fact, other than maybe reality TV stars, is anyone more starved for attention than a blogger? Oh, right, everyone on Facebook and Twitter.

That’s okay though, we all like to be heard. In fact, we need to be. There’s just so much crap out there, we have to rant to somebody or we’ll go crazier than Farrah Fawcett (she might have died of anal cancer, but she was still one crazy bitch).

Which is why I loved getting this email from a close friend of my lady friend. We don’t chat much, so when it popped up in my inbox, I figured it had to be important. Turns out she just had to get something off her chest (other than her nursing baby Waverley). And boy, did she ever. Here’s Erin’s rant on the new We are the World video:

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